Tuesday, October 23, 2007

The Bad Girl in Every Good Girl.

Every once in a while I will run into –and I mean head on- more trouble then I bargained for. However, any self-respecting bad girl would take this as a mere side street in that awfully windy path to getting what she wants. Therefore, I have decided that a new addition to the Guide is very much needed.

The Good

The Chloe D addendum to Nasty Girls:

When running into Unpleasantville and the Nasty Girl is the mayor who is running a very dirty campaign, play filthy with the truth. To do this you must:
1. Devise a plan based on the truth.
2. Take a day to think about it and discuss it with your oh-so-loyal supporters.
3. Begin to act truthfully.
4. Follow through to the end.
5. Sit back and enjoy your French 75 as you celebrate the throw down of Unpleasanville’s mayor.

The Bad

There is always a sequal.
And sequals… sequals are bad.

The Cringeworthy Opps

If not done correctly and with utmost class, things could get very messy. Remember to follow through and act with precision.

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